With today being the first 80 degree day, I thought I would share the best thing about Summer: jean shorts. On girls- super sexy, just a girl you know is about to ruin some dicks. On guys- hilarious.
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Indy Submits Bid for Super Bowl
I don't know how blog worthy this is, but Indianapolis sent these boxes out as part of its bid for Super Bowl LII, including a tablet inside with the presentation in case any of these millionaires don't have one. I'd love to see another Super Bowl in town and I think with the success of the last time we hosted, we've got a good shot. And with Big Jimmy coming out of rehab to give a presentation I don't want to say it's a lock, but it's a lock.
I don't know how blog worthy this is, but Indianapolis sent these boxes out as part of its bid for Super Bowl LII, including a tablet inside with the presentation in case any of these millionaires don't have one. I'd love to see another Super Bowl in town and I think with the success of the last time we hosted, we've got a good shot. And with Big Jimmy coming out of rehab to give a presentation I don't want to say it's a lock, but it's a lock.
No Way do I believe that Paul George is Stuffing Roy Hibbert's Wife
You see that picture? Guys don't go fishing with each other when they one guy's fucking the other's wife. Good enough for me Paul, I believe you. Another reason I believe him is have you seen Roy's wife?
Not saying that she's not a sweet girl or anything, but PG could do a lot better. Hell if she is fucking around maybe Roy could count himself lucky that he just got a get out jail with less than half your shit card.
You see that picture? Guys don't go fishing with each other when they one guy's fucking the other's wife. Good enough for me Paul, I believe you. Another reason I believe him is have you seen Roy's wife?
Not saying that she's not a sweet girl or anything, but PG could do a lot better. Hell if she is fucking around maybe Roy could count himself lucky that he just got a get out jail with less than half your shit card.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
8th Graders Busted for Selling Drugs at Franklin Middle School
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Selling Xanax? Is that what kids are doing now? I thought 8th graders just stole Mike's Hard Lemonades from their mom and maybe smoked a bit of weed. And I'm glad it backfired on these little shits. Not only did they get in trouble, but it looks like they only had 5 customers so I doubt this mini-cartel was making money.
Kids stay away from drugs.
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Selling Xanax? Is that what kids are doing now? I thought 8th graders just stole Mike's Hard Lemonades from their mom and maybe smoked a bit of weed. And I'm glad it backfired on these little shits. Not only did they get in trouble, but it looks like they only had 5 customers so I doubt this mini-cartel was making money.
Kids stay away from drugs.
Roy Hibbert Xbox Controller is Pretty Accurate
This is making the rounds today and I must admit that it's pretty accurate. Although I would sub out the disabled block shot and disabled rebound button for sulk and commit dumb foul. There's a whole lot of that coming from #55 lately.
Seriously Roy, get it together please.
This is making the rounds today and I must admit that it's pretty accurate. Although I would sub out the disabled block shot and disabled rebound button for sulk and commit dumb foul. There's a whole lot of that coming from #55 lately.
Seriously Roy, get it together please.
Science: Sharing an Unbroken Gaze with Someone for 2 Minutes will result in feelings of Passion
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Has there ever been a more self-serving research project ever? These nerds just convincing themselves if they stare at a girl long enough, she'll have sex with them. I will admit that girls thoroughly enjoy an uncomfortable amount of eye contact. What you want to do is have some danger in your eyes though. They need to know you're not entirely safe, it turns them on. That's what science doesn't get, danger is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
PS- Did I just make everyone fall for Nic Cage? If you're a girl and you see this face from Nic good luck getting away with your underpants. It's too sexual to resist.
Has there ever been a more self-serving research project ever? These nerds just convincing themselves if they stare at a girl long enough, she'll have sex with them. I will admit that girls thoroughly enjoy an uncomfortable amount of eye contact. What you want to do is have some danger in your eyes though. They need to know you're not entirely safe, it turns them on. That's what science doesn't get, danger is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
PS- Did I just make everyone fall for Nic Cage? If you're a girl and you see this face from Nic good luck getting away with your underpants. It's too sexual to resist.
Coach Dunn to Retire at Season's End
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Jeter, Mariano Rivera, now Coach Lin Dunn: famous farewell tours. Coach Dunn won a championship in 2012 and is finally calling it quits after this season. With a loaded roster and two first round picks in the fold, the Fever looks poised to send her out on a high note.
Although this line, The coach says it's time for a new challenge as she focuses on consulting and advising, is pretty confusing to me. What does a women's basketball consultant do? Whatever, I'm sure she'll be great then, but we got a championship to win this year.
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Jeter, Mariano Rivera, now Coach Lin Dunn: famous farewell tours. Coach Dunn won a championship in 2012 and is finally calling it quits after this season. With a loaded roster and two first round picks in the fold, the Fever looks poised to send her out on a high note.
Although this line, The coach says it's time for a new challenge as she focuses on consulting and advising, is pretty confusing to me. What does a women's basketball consultant do? Whatever, I'm sure she'll be great then, but we got a championship to win this year.
A Crew of Four Dead Guys for a Weekend Bender. Who ya Got?
So I was talking with a friend last night and the topic came up if you could go on a weekend bender with any four guys from history, who would you take? Well my first three were pretty easy, but I struggled with the fourth. I went all Americans, because I'd actually like to be able to talk to my crew, but anyone is available as long as they're dead.
The Captain
Sinatra obviously. Legendary boozer, legendary womanizer, legendary man. He led the Rat Pack, pretty sure he could lead my crew into good times. Plus he can sing so we'd have that to cook up some humid underwear.
The Hot Dude
Paul Walker. Another easy choice. You think that women aren't going to be drawn in by this sexy dude? Yeah right. Plus he was Lance Harbor, greatest quarterback that West Texas had ever seen until he blew his knee.
The Muscle
Macho Man. The last of the three easy choices for me. Your crew is going to need someone to whip some ass if trouble abounds, that's where Macho Man comes in. Truth be told, I took Macho's death a little bit harder than I took my great-grandfather's.
The Joker
Phil Hartman. This was the toughest decision in the entire crew. I had to go past the obvious Chris Farley and Belushi, because they'd be doing Coke or drugs in a bathroom and if you've ever been around someone doing drugs while you're not, you know how much it sucks. I went with Hartman because he was probably a guy who wasn't too annoying and actually funny in real life. His wife can NOT come.
So I was talking with a friend last night and the topic came up if you could go on a weekend bender with any four guys from history, who would you take? Well my first three were pretty easy, but I struggled with the fourth. I went all Americans, because I'd actually like to be able to talk to my crew, but anyone is available as long as they're dead.
The Captain
Sinatra obviously. Legendary boozer, legendary womanizer, legendary man. He led the Rat Pack, pretty sure he could lead my crew into good times. Plus he can sing so we'd have that to cook up some humid underwear.
The Hot Dude
The Muscle
Macho Man. The last of the three easy choices for me. Your crew is going to need someone to whip some ass if trouble abounds, that's where Macho Man comes in. Truth be told, I took Macho's death a little bit harder than I took my great-grandfather's.
The Joker
Phil Hartman. This was the toughest decision in the entire crew. I had to go past the obvious Chris Farley and Belushi, because they'd be doing Coke or drugs in a bathroom and if you've ever been around someone doing drugs while you're not, you know how much it sucks. I went with Hartman because he was probably a guy who wasn't too annoying and actually funny in real life. His wife can NOT come.
This is Exactly why I don't Train with Bungee Cords
This is 100%* why I pass on every workout involving bungee cords. You always get snapped or pinched or injured in some way. Between that and the fact that I am as in shape as an obese 50 year old woman, I say no to bungee cords in my workouts.
Also I love the dad's reaction. He thought about apologizing for a second, but then just thought fuck it, that was funny, and I definitely meant to do that.
*20% fear of getting snapped + 80% don't want to exercise= 100%
This is 100%* why I pass on every workout involving bungee cords. You always get snapped or pinched or injured in some way. Between that and the fact that I am as in shape as an obese 50 year old woman, I say no to bungee cords in my workouts.
Also I love the dad's reaction. He thought about apologizing for a second, but then just thought fuck it, that was funny, and I definitely meant to do that.
*20% fear of getting snapped + 80% don't want to exercise= 100%
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