I have no clue why this Affleck Counting Cards thing became a story

First of all, Ben (I can call him Ben because he's in my imaginary crew) has gotta fire his personal assistant after this.  As a personal assistant isn't it your job to either take the fall or get him out of there before he gets busted? Like I imagine that's covered in personal assistant orientation. Maybe his publicist too depending on whether AJ Frost is going for the bad boy angle.

And what the fuck Vegas? You're basically violating the only thing you stand for here. Remember the whole "what happens here stays here" thing?  Yeah if Ben wants to go on a bender and count a few cards a bit, you fucking let him. Remember when he saved the earth from a world ending asteroid? I'd say he's earned a bit of leeway.

PS- Hating on Affleck is so fashionable it's annoying. The guy made like 3 bad movies and all of a sudden that erases Armageddon, Reindeer Games (Charlize Theron titty city), and The Town? Grow up.