Muncie Man Found with Saint's Bones

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I'm so confused by this story. First off, is the Church actively keeping bone fragments of saints that died 500 years ago? And then they put said bones in this medallion? Who came up with that idea? Like hey saint, when you die, we're going to take a small piece of your bones and put them on a chain. That's real hood of the church, honoring their dead homies like that.

Also Larry stealing the bones from the patron saint of impossible causes is the definition of irony. What's the endgame here Larry? I mean I can't possibly see much street value on this piece, but maybe that's why I'm not in the heist game.

PS- Major props to Larry for saying, "I have problems, I'm dangerous, and I'm going to hurt someone!" I think Jesus would commend him for that whole know thyself thing.