Has there ever been a more self-serving research project ever? These nerds just convincing themselves if they stare at a girl long enough, she'll have sex with them. I will admit that girls thoroughly enjoy an uncomfortable amount of eye contact. What you want to do is have some danger in your eyes though. They need to know you're not entirely safe, it turns them on. That's what science doesn't get, danger is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
PS- Did I just make everyone fall for Nic Cage? If you're a girl and you see this face from Nic good luck getting away with your underpants. It's too sexual to resist.
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